Pirate Conversation

Today the boys and I were in the van. While driving down the street I saw a pirate flag hanging in front of someone's house.

I said, "Hey boys check it out! We should get one of those."

Coulter informed me that daddy already bought one.

"Alright! We should hang that out right away. Then we can get our pirate on." Oh those boys laughed.

And then I said, "Then we can be pirates."

Coulter said, "I just want to feel like a pirate. I don't want to be one."

I said, "Alright, we don't need to be pirates, we can just feel like pirates."

Coulter, "We will brush our teeth because we don't want our teeth to fall out."

Me, "Yeah, that's a good idea."

Coulter, "Yeah because that would REALLY hurt."